Random Outfit of the Day: Holly Madison, Again
Image via WENN Holly, it must be super depressing how Kendra is in the news all the time. I mean, you were totally the girlfriend who was loyal to Hef and wanted to have his babies or whatever, and Kendra had that donkey laugh all the time, but she has a baby, a husband, a sex tape, and a spinoff show, and you have… this. A terrible picture of you doing the white-girl shuffle in a horribly unattractive shirt and pigtails. And, although it is not visible in this picture, you are cohosting a bowling event with Carrot Top. Carrot Top . I won’t even humiliate you by posting the shot of you using two bowling balls as boobs, but honey, honestly, you’re better than that. Just stop already. You do know you’re allowed to stay home some nights now, right? Post from: TheGloss
Well, Kate Hudson, This Is One Way To Keep Us From Looking At Your Breasts
Rumors are swirling that Kate Hudson had breast implants. Amid all that speculation, it’s natural that a girl might want to cover up her chest a little bit to keep everyone from staring at her, or to continue fueling the fire of said speculation. (Whichever one works for you.) That said, this may not be the best outfit idea ever. Being more modest up top is one thing, but this weird blanket/cape thing is really, really weird. And I can really only cope with that terrible washed-out hair if I convince myself it’s a coping mechanism. [Via Dlisted ] Post from: TheGloss
Random Outfit of the Day: Rainey Qualley
Rainey Qualley is the new Rumer Willis, or the new Kate Hudson, or the new whoever else has a famous actress for a mom and now gallivants around Hollywood in odd clothes. Her mom is Andie Macdowell, she of the Green Card and Four Weddings and a Funeral. In honor of Ms. Macdowell, I will now perform a four funerals and a wedding on her daughter’s outfit. Funeral: those shoes. Seriously, you’re wearing all blue and decide to pair it with yellow shoes? I’m all for not doing the matchy-matchy thing, but finding the weirdest possible contrast color just makes you look like a rebellious kindergartener randomly grabbing bright crayons out of the box. Funeral: Shrunken, crinkled “doesn’t fit quite right” minidress. Might have been cute on the beach, but it just looks like you ran out of stuff to wear and put on this dress you meant to throw out two years ago that happens to be the only thing clean you could grab out from under your bed. Funeral: Earrings. They look like big horrible dreamcatchers. And something tells me the Native Americans would be offended by your egregious use of neon blue. Wedding! You have really nice hair. And I appreciate that you embrace your nice pale skin and don’t give in to the typical-starlet spray tan obsession. Funeral: Your mom was in a very cute pair of polka-dotted slacks and a sleeveless blouse. She was adorable! Don’t doubt her timeless fashion wisdom just because you are drawn to ugly fluorescent blue wrinkly minidresses. Post from: TheGloss
Random Outfit of the Day: Courtney Friel
I should just put this out there: I love Dolly Parton. That said, there is only one Dolly Parton, and this random actress person is not her. She may think she’s Backwoods Barbie, but she is just a plaid, lumpy, misshapen, badly executed hoedown of a mess. Oh, honey, no. Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com Post from: TheGloss
Random Outfit of the Day: Madonna’s Pants
What Madonna reinvention could these pants possibly be part of? Is she doing a “matronly track suit” song? What about an impending MC Hammer sample/revival? Is she going the insect chic route a la Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porn”? Either way, these pants do not make any sense. Good thing she travels with Jesus Luz. People will be so busy looking at him that they might not notice THE PANTS. Which are apparently printed with ANTS. I mean, really, Madonna. Post from: TheGloss
Random Outfit of the Day: Anna Trebunskaya
Anna Trebunskaya, you are awesome. You might be my favorite pro dancer on Dancing with the Stars . You yell at people like Jerry Rice and are Russian and are married to the also-awesome Jonathan Roberts. But this outfit? No, no, no. You are a redheaded spitfire, but this outfit makes you look like Phoebe Price . And no one, my darling, wants to look like Phoebe Price. Redheads can pull off ice blue quite beautifully but the whole look and all the matching stuff together is a little too too , do you know what I mean? I know they put you in atrocious outfits for the show, but you’re allowed to change when you get home. And you might win this year since they partnered you with Evan Lysacek, so try to put something cute together for the finale and all those postshow interviews. I know you have it in you. Post from: TheGloss
Random Outfit of the Day: Cynthia Nixon
There is something every year in Las Vegas called the ShoWest Awards. It is an event where a bunch of movie theater owners give awards to movie stars to thank them for, like, earning them a lot of money. The celebrities show up wearing fancy outfits and then give speeches. However, these speeches are not televised, which makes me think they are like trees falling in the woods – does anyone hear them? Do they make a sound? Cynthia Nixon was there, alongside Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis (but not Kim Cattrall, which means omgdramaomg!!1!) to accept an “Ensemble” award for Sex and the City 2, which has not even premiered yet. It’s like a psychic award! Sadly, Cynthia Nixon was not a psychic when she selected this LBD to wear. The design at the top of the dress is like a cross between a cubist interpretation of a four leaf clover (perhaps a belated St. Patrick’s Day shoutout?) those marks you make with a fork on butterscotch cookies, and a busted fleur-de-lis. Instead of looking breezy and modern, the dress is just kind of blah, and the slits don’t do anything to make the dress more interesting. That said, Cynthia Nixon is pretty awesome otherwise. So I’m just going to assume that she cares way less about dressing for industry ass-kiss events and more about, like, marriage equality . And I really want some butterscotch cookies. Post from: TheGloss